Work

Why do people insist on having the "it's not my job" attitude!?! Really! It really drives me crazy to know what these people make (I do payroll) and at the same time listen to them bitch about how they don't get paid enough to do that thing that isn't their job.

YOU KNOW WHAT!?! If you want a paycheck, it is your fucking job! Until you reach the position in the company where it is your ass on the line if things fail, you don't get to say what is and isn't your job. Until then, shut your ungrateful mouth and do what you are told, or pack your shit and get the fuck out. I'm sure there are hundreds of people who would die for the job you have and the money you make!

And the negative people. What's up with that? They never have one good thing to say, EVER. I understand that this blog seems to be a negative place, but it is my place to vent. In my life I actually have quite a bit of good things that go on, things to be thankful for. My job is definitely one of them. Our bosses are awesome. The work isn't too bad, the hours are great, and the pay is even better! Quit bitching because you don't have somewhere covered to smoke! I am a smoker, I deal with it. Quit bitching because you don't like the coffee and soda we provide for you. Quit bitching because you don't think you get paid enough. I see your check, I know how much you make, and it is more than enough compensation for you to spend a fourth of your day wandering the office searching for someone who will listen to you run your shithole mouth.

And this one, don't worry about Mary and what she is or isn't doing at work. It isn't your business. If she misses work because she has a hang nail, that is the boss' business, not yours. If she comes in later than you do, again, noneya. If she seems to be more chummy with the big wigs than you, who really cares? Worry about yourself, and what you are doing right or wrong, and shut the fuck up about Mary, or Joe, or Bob, or Bill, or Sue, or whomever it is that you are obviously jealous of. Just shut the fuck up.